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Tips biar gak Jomblo

1. Sering-sering cuci muka biar muka kamu tidak kaya hordeng nyengled

2. Pakailah parfum kalau pergi ke luar, karena lawan jenis akan ilfil jikalau badan kamu bau hayam kaleob.

3. Jangan sekali-kali mendekati lawan jenis yang sudah mempunyai monyet, bagongataupun singa. Karena mereka tidak akan mau sama kamu

4. Untuk cowo-cowo sebaiknya disarankan untuk tidak merokok. Ini dapat membuat cewe ilfil, apalagi kalo rokok menta ka babaturan.

5. Rajinlah beribadah, sodaqoh, dan bezakat. Gak ngaruh ketang itu mah

6. Yang paling penting mah harus banyak duit. Karena walaupun muka kamu acak-acakan kaya calacah garpit, lawan jenis pasti tertarik sama kamu

04/5/12
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